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Funny Quotes from John Terry Trial

Following some of the Journos on Twitter has brought up some funny quotes that have been said during the John Terry Racism trial, here’s just a few:

Crown to Ashley Cole: ‘You used to play for Arsenal, the crowd doesn’t make any noise at the Emirates do they?’

Terry: ‘My mum dated a man from Liverpool and LFC fans made up a song ‘My mum loves scouse c***” YouTube Video of the song

Penny:“You used ‘black’ because it was a feature of him you chose to pick out. Like Paddy Kenny is ‘fat’ & other people are ugly”

Carter-Stephenson: “F***ing nobhead’ is something I suspect you’ve been called on the pitch on a number of occasions”. Ferdinand: “Yes”

If you know of any more please leave it in the comments below.

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Posted by admin - July 11, 2012 at 12:02 pm

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Pepe Reina as an Air Steward

He may not have had too much to do at Euro 2012 but it seems he certainly had his part to play on the flight home from Euro 2012.

Check out this YouTube video of Pepe Reina performing the safety instructions on the plane.

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Posted by admin - July 2, 2012 at 1:08 pm

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10 Mad Thing Mario Balotelli Has Done

In all of football, and perhaps in all of professional sport, there is no athlete quite as bonkers as Mario Balotelli. The Italian striker who stars for Manchester City has provided football fans and tabloids alike with enough batty material to fill a career. Here are ten of his maddest moments.

The Backheel Against the L.A. Galaxy
In a pre-season friendly against the Los Angeles Galaxy of Major League Soccer last July, Mario casually dribbled towards the goal, turn his back to the keeper, and executed perhaps the most indifferent backheel in the history of football. His coach Roberto Mancini immediately subbed him out for the laissez-faire display.

Even The Great Ones Have To Go
If you’re a world famous multi-millionaire in need of a toilet, you generally think of stopping off at the local university, right? That’s exactly what Mario did in January when he asked the students in the canteen of Xaverian College where he could find the loo. After milling around for a minutes, Mario drove off with his mates in his white Bentley, leaving the students wondering what had just happened.

Mario Doesn’t Care For Bullies
Wanting to get involved in the international fight against bullying, Balotelli drove a truant student who was being harassed back to his school to confront the bully. A man of the people.

Fighting Homelessness
Continuing his humanitarian efforts, Mario gave a homeless man £1,000 after winning £25,000 at a Manchester casino. No word on how it was spent.

Darts Champion Too?
You wouldn’t expect a man who fights bullying and homelessness to attempt to injure people out of boredom. But Mario’s not your average fellow. While watching the Man City youth team practice at their facility, a bored Mario flung darts at the players in an effort to liven up the day. No one was hurt. Perhaps he should stick to footy.

A Daytrip To The Women’s Prison
Not often does one get the chance to see how the fairer of the species manage in correctional facilities, so Mario took his kid brother to a women’s prison in Milan. Said Balotelli, “I told my brother: ‘Do you want to see a prison? Then I went in.” They were predictably detained for trespassing. You can’t even make these things up.

There’s No AC In Inter
Appearing on Italian television Mario donned an AC Milan shirt, which would seem perfectly reasonable given his profession. However, he was currently employed by their bitterest of rivals, Inter.

Mario Bibatelli
Given his childlike enthusiasm, it surprises few that Mario also displays other less lovable childlike qualities. Like, when he struggled to don his training bib while warming up for a match. An assistant had to offer his sartorial skills to Mario twice. I hope he knows how they work by now.

Fireworks Are An Outdoor Activity
Mario Balotelli nearly burnt his house down after lighting fireworks in the bathroom. What more can you say?

Why Always Me?
Two days after the fireworks incident, Mario scored the first goal of the Manchester Derby and lifted his jersey to reveal a shirt that read “Why always me?”. I will leave the complex philosophies of that inquiry for the reader to consider.

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Posted by admin - March 15, 2012 at 1:54 pm

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Blackburn Rovers Chicken Ad

Those chicken pluckers from India have come up with a great advert which involves the Blackburn squad, bet the players loved making this!

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Posted by admin - November 26, 2011 at 3:20 pm

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Jamie Carragher doesn’t like Peper Reina to fist him before a game

Pepe Reina was talking about his team mates on Soccer AM this morning, and this is what he had to say about Superstitious Jamie Carragher

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Posted by admin -  at 1:13 pm

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Hutnik Krakow Sexy Polish female fans get naked for 2012 calendar

We came across this today as featured in The Metro, some beautiful female fans have striped off to help raise money for their struggling club, the girls are supporters of Polish football team Hutnik Krakow, who currently play in IV liga in Poland, they have previously gone out of business due to crippling debts.

Maybe this will help them stay afloat this time 🙂

hutnik krakow 2012 calendar
hutnik krakow 2012 lipiec
hutnik krakow 2012 luty
hutnik krakow 2012

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Posted by admin - October 13, 2011 at 3:48 pm

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Phillipe Senderos saying Joey Barton will come in your face

This is pretty funny, Phillipe Senderos makes a hilarious statement on ESPN about what Joey Barton gets upto on the pitch.

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Posted by admin - October 4, 2011 at 7:41 pm

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Dempsey has a Shit in the area, but it goes wide!

PHEW!

This was caught scrolling across the screen during the Sky Sports News updates for the Europa League  games tonight!

Shit by Dempsey

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Posted by admin - April 1, 2010 at 11:14 pm

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What else can you buy for £80m?

After Ronaldo’s record breaking move to Real Madrid for £80m I thought it would be fun to see what £80m could buy you instead of a Portuguese Winker.

2,000,500 new Man Utd Shirts  – So Perez this is the approx amount you need to sell of Ronaldo Shirts to get your money back.

80% of Newcastle United

40,201,005 KFC snack boxes Mmmmmmm

1 Centre Court roof at Wimbledon

4 Year Sponsorship of Man United Shirts – AON

77 Bugatti Veyrons

69,625 Apple MacBook Air

2,051,808 Family Tours of Old Trafford

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Posted by admin - June 27, 2009 at 9:19 pm

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Alex Ferguson and the Balloon

This is very funny

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Posted by admin - October 1, 2008 at 7:08 pm

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