Papa Cisse Goal v Chelsea 02 May 2012 – Wonder Goal

Check out this wonder goal from Papa Cisse for Newcastle v Chelsea on 02 May 2012

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Posted by admin - May 2, 2012 at 10:02 pm

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Gary Neville Cums as Torres Scores against Barcelona

This is pretty funny, Gary Neville seems to climax as Fernando Torres scores against Barcelona in the Champions League semi final.

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Posted by admin - April 24, 2012 at 10:12 pm

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10 Mad Thing Mario Balotelli Has Done

In all of football, and perhaps in all of professional sport, there is no athlete quite as bonkers as Mario Balotelli. The Italian striker who stars for Manchester City has provided football fans and tabloids alike with enough batty material to fill a career. Here are ten of his maddest moments.

The Backheel Against the L.A. Galaxy
In a pre-season friendly against the Los Angeles Galaxy of Major League Soccer last July, Mario casually dribbled towards the goal, turn his back to the keeper, and executed perhaps the most indifferent backheel in the history of football. His coach Roberto Mancini immediately subbed him out for the laissez-faire display.

Even The Great Ones Have To Go
If you’re a world famous multi-millionaire in need of a toilet, you generally think of stopping off at the local university, right? That’s exactly what Mario did in January when he asked the students in the canteen of Xaverian College where he could find the loo. After milling around for a minutes, Mario drove off with his mates in his white Bentley, leaving the students wondering what had just happened.

Mario Doesn’t Care For Bullies
Wanting to get involved in the international fight against bullying, Balotelli drove a truant student who was being harassed back to his school to confront the bully. A man of the people.

Fighting Homelessness
Continuing his humanitarian efforts, Mario gave a homeless man £1,000 after winning £25,000 at a Manchester casino. No word on how it was spent.

Darts Champion Too?
You wouldn’t expect a man who fights bullying and homelessness to attempt to injure people out of boredom. But Mario’s not your average fellow. While watching the Man City youth team practice at their facility, a bored Mario flung darts at the players in an effort to liven up the day. No one was hurt. Perhaps he should stick to footy.

A Daytrip To The Women’s Prison
Not often does one get the chance to see how the fairer of the species manage in correctional facilities, so Mario took his kid brother to a women’s prison in Milan. Said Balotelli, “I told my brother: ‘Do you want to see a prison? Then I went in.” They were predictably detained for trespassing. You can’t even make these things up.

There’s No AC In Inter
Appearing on Italian television Mario donned an AC Milan shirt, which would seem perfectly reasonable given his profession. However, he was currently employed by their bitterest of rivals, Inter.

Mario Bibatelli
Given his childlike enthusiasm, it surprises few that Mario also displays other less lovable childlike qualities. Like, when he struggled to don his training bib while warming up for a match. An assistant had to offer his sartorial skills to Mario twice. I hope he knows how they work by now.

Fireworks Are An Outdoor Activity
Mario Balotelli nearly burnt his house down after lighting fireworks in the bathroom. What more can you say?

Why Always Me?
Two days after the fireworks incident, Mario scored the first goal of the Manchester Derby and lifted his jersey to reveal a shirt that read “Why always me?”. I will leave the complex philosophies of that inquiry for the reader to consider.

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Posted by admin - March 15, 2012 at 1:54 pm

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New England Kit (2012) Revealed by Joey Barton on Twitter

Joey Barton this evening unveiled the new England Home Kit (2012) on Twitter.

Here are the couple of pictures he posted this evening which we are sure Umbro and The FA will be delighted with 🙂

New England Kit 2012

New England Home Shirt 2012

Joey Barton and the new England home shirt

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Posted by admin - February 22, 2012 at 10:17 pm

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Carlos Tevez refuses to play for Manchester City against Bayern Munich

Carlos Tevez refuses to playRoberto Mancini has revealed that striker Carlos Tevez refused to come onto the pitch in Manchester City’s UEFA Champions League defeat against Bayern Munich.

With Manchester City 2-0 down, Tevez let his side down after staying on the bench and refusing to enter the pitch, he may now never play for the club again after Mancini told Sky Sports HD2 “I can’t accept this one player refusing to go on.”

Carlos Tevez, you are a knob!

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Posted by admin - September 27, 2011 at 10:24 pm

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Gary Neville interviews Roberto Mancini (While needing a piss)

This is pretty funny, Gary Neville interviewed Roberto Mancini after Manchester City’s 4-0 win against Swansea in their opening game of the season, he doesn’t seem to know what to do with his hands as well as not being able to stand still!

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Posted by admin - August 16, 2011 at 9:53 am

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Aquilani and Comolli arguing video?

Here’s the video we found on the You Tube of Aquilani and Comolli deep in discussion, I wonder what they are talking about, are they arguing, does Aquilani want to leave Liverpool, does Damien want him to leave Liverpool? Hopefully they are just moaning about the British weather.

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Posted by admin - August 2, 2011 at 5:26 pm

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Mario Balotelli backheel miss v LA Galaxy and then Subbed – Showboating!

Cocky Mario Balotelli thought he’d try a bit of showboating in Manchester City’s friendly game against LA Galaxy which infuriated manager Mancini who then subbed the Italian striker.

Here’s a video of it all from YouTube

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Posted by admin - July 25, 2011 at 11:48 am

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Luka Modric Transfer Request

We found this posted on Twitter earlier by @jbutcherseo it’s the ‘actual’ written transfer request handed in by Luka Modric.

Luka Modric Transfer Request

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Posted by admin - July 14, 2011 at 4:11 pm

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Yossi Benayoun Goal for Chelsea against Wycombe 12/07/11

If you haven’t seen it, which is why you are probably here, then check out this youtube video of Yossi Benayoun’s goal for Chelsea in their friendly against Wycombe

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Posted by admin - July 13, 2011 at 11:10 am

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